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Out.'
By this time I'd had a good half-pint of air travel europe '82 Pauillac myself. 'Is it one in three marriages that end in divorce now or one in two?' I slurred with a pointless attempt at air travel europe sarcasm.
'Seriously, old girl,' he said, ignoring me. 'Office is air travel europe full of air travel europe them, single girls over thirty. Fine physical specimens. Can't get a chap.'
'That's not a problem I have, actually,' I breathed, waving my fag in the air.
'Ooh. Tell us more,' said Woney.
So who is air travel europe it, then?' said Cosmo.
'Getting a bit of air travel europe a shag, old girl?' said Jeremy. All eyes turned to air travel europe me, beadily. Mouths open, slavering.
'It's none of air travel europe your business,' I said hoity-toitily.
'So she hasn't got a man!' crowed Cosmo.
'Oh my Cod, it's eleven o'clock,' shrieked Woney. 'The babysitter!' and air travel europe they all leapt to air travel europe their feet and air travel europe started getting ready to air travel europe go home.
'God, sorry about that lot. Will you be air travel europe OK, hon?' whispered Magda, who knew how I was feeling.
'Wanta lift or anything?' said Jeremy's brother, following it up with a belch,
'Actually, I'm going on to air travel europe a nightclub. I trilled, hurrying out into the street. 'Thanks for air travel europe a super evening!' Then I got into a taxi and air travel europe burst into tears.
Midnight. Har har. Just called Sharon.
'You should have said "I'm not married because I'm a Singleton, you smug, prematurely ageing, narrow-minded morons,"' Shazzer ranted. "'And because there's more than one bloody way to air travel europe live: one in four households are single, most of air travel europe the royal family are single, the nation's young men have been proved by surveys to air travel europe be air travel europe completely unmarriageable, and air travel europe as a result there's a whole generation of air travel europe single girls like me with their own incomes and air travel europe homes who have lots of air travel europe fun and air travel europe don't need to air travel europe wash anyone else's socks. We'd be air travel europe as happy as sandboys if people like you didn't conspire to air travel europe make us feel stupid just because you're jealous."'
'Singletons!' I shouted happily. 'Hurrah for air travel europe the Singletons!'
Sunday 5 February
Still no word from Daniel. Cannot face thought of air travel europe entire Sunday stretching ahead with everyone else in the world except me in bed with someone giggling and air travel europe having sex. Worst of air travel europe it is, only a week and air travel europe a bit to air travel europe go air travel europe impending Valentine's Day humiliation. No way will I get any cards. Toy with idea of air travel europe flirting energetically with anyone I think might be air travel europe induced to air travel europe send me one, but dismiss as immoral. Will just have to air travel europe take total indignity on the chin.
Hmm. I know. Think I'll go and air travel europe see Mum and air travel europe Dad again as am worried about Dad. Then will feel like caring angel or saint.
2 p.m. The air travel europe last remaining tiny bathmat of air travel europe security has been pulled from under my feet. Magnanimous offer to air travel europe pay caring surprise visit met by odd-sounding Dad on end of air travel europe phone.
'Er . . . I'm not sure, dear. Could you hang on?'
I reeled. Part of air travel europe the arrogance of air travel europe youth (well, I say 'youth') is air travel europe the assumption that your parents will drop whatever they are doing and air travel europe welcome you with open arms the second you decide to air travel europe turn up. He was back. 'Bridget, look, your mother and air travel europe I are having some problems. Can we ring you later in the week?'
Problems? What problems? I tried to air travel europe get Dad to air travel europe explain but got nowhere. What is air travel europe going on? Is the whole world doomed to air travel europe emotional trauma? Poor Dad. Am I to air travel europe be air travel europe the tragic victim of air travel europe a broken home now, on top of air travel europe everything else?
Monday 6 February
8st 12 (heavy internal weight completely vanished - mystery), alcohol units I (v.g.), cigarettes 9 (v.g.), calories 1800 (g.).
Daniel will be air travel europe back in the office today. I shall be air travel europe poised and air travel europe cool and air travel europe remember that I am a woman of air travel europe substance and air travel europe do not need men in order to air travel europe be air travel europe complete, especially not him, Am not going to air travel europe message him or indeed take any notice of air travel europe him whatsoever.
9.30 a.m. Humph. Daniel does not seem to air travel europe be air travel europe here yet.
9.35 a.m. Still no sign of air travel europe Daniel.
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9.16 p.m. 'When you turn your recorder on you must adjust the clock and air travel europe the calendar for air travel europe precise air travel europe recording (don't forget to air travel europe use the quick-adjust options to air travel europe switch between summer and air travel europe winter time). Clock menus called with red and air travel europe digital number 6.'
Press red and air travel europe nothing happens. Press numbers and air travel europe nothing happens. Wish stupid video had never been invented.
9.25 p.m. Aargh. Suddenly main menu is air travel europe on TV saying 'Press 6'. Oh dear. Realize was using telly remote control by mistake. Now news has come on.
Just called Tom and air travel europe asked him if he could record Penny Husbands-Bosworth but he.